When parent jokes don’t land

I recently sent this meme to a 33 year old DINK after asking him how he found out about about an event being postponed due to COVID, to which he responds ‘that’s classified’.

Me: No, that’s classified!

For those that don’t watch the Penguins of Madagascar a minimum 2 times per weekend I’ll let Dreamworks Pictures explain…

“Classified” is one of the main characters of Penguins of Madagascar. He is the leader of the Arctic high-tech zoological organization “North Wind”. He is an Eurasian wolf.

No, my name isn’t “Classified”, my name IS classified because I am the leader of this strike team.

After writing this story to explain how funny I am to my friend, I thought I’d share it with the rest of the kinda funny people in the world.

One day soon, I’ll have better jokes again, but for now I’m happy eating Cheezy Dibbles with my 5 year old laughing at Dave the octopus.